You’ve Entered the Home of OceanMew!

The sun is high in the sky, casting its golden light gently over the ocean. The warmth of the magnificent sun is accompanied by a chill and comforting breeze from the sea. Its radiant beams play upon the ripples in the water as you enjoy the eternal song of waves crashing upon the shore.

“What is this fleeting paradise, this majestic realm of lucidity I’ve wandered into as if carried on the wings of a distant memory?"

- You (dear reader)

This place is my home. I’ve decorated it in ways that I hope will speak to your sensibilities; I’ve filled it with thoughts and things I hope you’ll find interesting. Other than the content gathered here, you’ll also find corridors that lead to other corners of the web on which Oshie may or may not reside.

What is Oshy?

Oshie is an elusive internet life-form that is of some renown in far-flung corners of the web; a strange cryptid that you may encounter on your journey through obscure passageways around the internet. There's a chance you’ve seen traces of Oshie before somewhere, like a comment left in the distant past, still lingering in the quiet recesses of a long-forgotten webpage. Perhaps, long ago, Oshie was someone you explored digital worlds with. Perhaps not.

What's the best way to contact you?

It’s easiest to reach me via Mastodon, but you are also welcome to leave a message in the guestbook.